Honey? Are you still there?
We're still spiritually linked by the spell, Simon. I can hear you for now.
I changed my mind. I want to go back. I can’t see, I can’t move. Undo the spell. Please?
Undo it? But didn’t you say you wanted to support me? That you wanted to share everything with me? It’s so incredible feeling your life force, strength, humanity, everything flowing into me. I could run a marathon right now. Mmm your life essence tastes so good. Even if it has gone straight to my ass, haha!
But I’m a houseplant!
And what a beautiful houseplant you are too. There really isn’t enough life force left to hold you in the shape of something complex like an animal or a fiance.
But- but- we were meant to share everything…
We will. I’ll share with you the sunny window ledge of my new apartment. Let me introduce you to the collection. Say hi, boys.
Wait. Are these men too?! How many fiances ha-
Aaand there goes the link.
